DIARY OF A MADMAN

Sketch X. Reed, cartoonist extraordinare, at your service, ladies and gentlemen.

May 9
I just love getting hate mail from dumbasses. This was sent by someone who does not like my girlfriend, Hannah, all that much. Note the lack of regard for the English language.

I just love getting hate mail from dumbasses. This was sent by someone who does not like my girlfriend, Hannah, all that much. Note the lack of regard for the English language.


Mar 27
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

shitwhistlingaidsjunkie:

This video will inform you of how to remove a glass bottle from a pillow my throwing a nickel at it.

THIS SHIT IS WHAT I DID TODAY.

D. from HKP is making shit on Tumblr.

And I dared him to use “shitwhistlingaidsjunkie” as his username.

AND HE DID.

Follow him. FUCKING DO IT. DO IT NAO.


Mar 16

Myself and Fuzen play Nightmare House 2.

NO ONE IS FUCKING SAFE ANYMORE.


Apparently the guy that started this thread thought I was trolling when I posted this.
Fun fact, gentlemen and ladies: I wasn’t. I’m that big of a goddamn Slenderman nerd. Or actually, just a nerd in general.
Also, Han shot first.

My Photobucket, ladies and gentlemen.

Apparently the guy that started this thread thought I was trolling when I posted this.

Fun fact, gentlemen and ladies: I wasn’t. I’m that big of a goddamn Slenderman nerd. Or actually, just a nerd in general.

Also, Han shot first.

My Photobucket, ladies and gentlemen.


Jan 20
sociallyawkwardfunnies:

Stupid Camera
Maybe it’s the hair. It looks so good in the mirror, though. Granted, it would look like crap if I was stupid and reversed the side the part was on—oh, wait…. Yep, definitely. It’s the brain. The brain’s what makes me look stupid.
As for photos, I did manage to take a good one; you can view it at the new About section. As for representations of me; forgive me for the crappy paint job, I was in a hurry.

God, my little self-portrait here sucks. Meh.

sociallyawkwardfunnies:

Stupid Camera

Maybe it’s the hair. It looks so good in the mirror, though. Granted, it would look like crap if I was stupid and reversed the side the part was on—oh, wait…. Yep, definitely. It’s the brain. The brain’s what makes me look stupid.

As for photos, I did manage to take a good one; you can view it at the new About section. As for representations of me; forgive me for the crappy paint job, I was in a hurry.

God, my little self-portrait here sucks. Meh.


Jan 18
sociallyawkwardfunnies:

Poke
“I like poking, poking’s fun. I won’t stop until I’m done!” That’s what my girl’s little sister Bug aways sings as she jabs her index finger into my sides. Okay, Bug. You’ve made me start a web comic. Are you done poking me yet?

New comic.

sociallyawkwardfunnies:

Poke

“I like poking, poking’s fun. I won’t stop until I’m done!” That’s what my girl’s little sister Bug aways sings as she jabs her index finger into my sides. Okay, Bug. You’ve made me start a web comic. Are you done poking me yet?

New comic.


Jan 9
lionskeleton:

Ruben Ireland

Is this an UNKLE reference? 

Just figured I’d ask…

lionskeleton:

Ruben Ireland

Is this an UNKLE reference?

Unkle- War Stories cover art

Just figured I’d ask…


Dec 8
Dearest brother of mine, Mr. Fuzen Kimma Kuden:
Yep.
Sincerely,
SXR

Dearest brother of mine, Mr. Fuzen Kimma Kuden:

Yep.

Sincerely,

SXR

(via lollypop1982)


Nov 21
“That’s why I paint. It’s because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it. Shoot, if you want bad stuff, watch the news.” (via saturninefilms)

Nov 4
It’s been a while, Tumblr.
Here’s something to look forward to.
Release date to be set soon.

It’s been a while, Tumblr.

Here’s something to look forward to.

Release date to be set soon.


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